Little Miss Muffet Billboard

Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet,
Eating her peaches and cream;
There came a big spider,
Who sat down beside her
But little Miss Muffet didn't even scream.

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Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey;
There came a big spider,
Who sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffet away.