Old Mother Hubbard Billboard

I think we are on a roll here with the nursery rhymes and tongue twisters.

Old Mother Hubbard 
Stocked up her cupboard,
With fresh peaches and sweet nectarines.
Each one was so sweet
And couldn't be beat
For eating with creamy ice cream.

The original version:

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the Cupboard,
To give the poor Dog a bone;
When she came there,
The Cupboard was bare,
And so the poor Dog had none.

She went to the Baker's
To buy him some Bread;
When she came back
The Dog was dead!

She went to the Undertaker's
To buy him a coffin;
When she came back
The Dog was laughing.